My name is Laura and I need a job.

GS Genderbends

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msfeliciawright:

i don’t got the ingredients, fee

Neither did I until about 5 minutes ago.

It’s called grocery shopping, Laura, and incidentally that’s what I just got back from doing.

Now are you going to help me make the cake at least or am I going to have to do it all by myself?

Er— oh 

yeah

YEAH

HELL YEAH LET’S MAKE THIS CAKE

Source: msfeliciawright

gastrogirl:

healthier italian pasta salad.

gastrogirl:

healthier italian pasta salad.

Source: simplyfreshcooking.com

Source: fuckyeahgreatfoods

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turntechgodtits:

dontcallmebutz:

SHIT WHITE KANYE WEST YOU’VE GOTTA SAVE ME

nope
i tried helping you before but youre on your own now chica 

I’m gonna cry, man… There’s so much stuff I haven’t done yet I..

[laura pulls a ragged and torn paper from her left sock and unrolls it, staring at it thoughtfully before handing it to Dani.]

you must carry on my legacy

Source: dontcallmebutz

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turntechgodtits:

dontcallmebutz:

YOU CAN’T DIE FROM HICCUPS WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT….. CAN YOU?

…….
welp it was good knowing you 

SHIT WHITE KANYE WEST YOU’VE GOTTA SAVE ME Source: dontcallmebutz

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msfeliciawright:

Laura for the record I threw that book at your head

Source: msfeliciawright

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dumb

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turntechgodtits:

dontcallmebutz:

That is the stupidest suggestion I’ve ever heard

oh sure dont take my swag advice and die from hiccups for all i care

YOU CAN’T DIE FROM HICCUPS WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT….. CAN YOU? Source: dontcallmebutz

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And yknow that’s saying something considering fee once suggested a book to me

a book

said I’d “enjoy it

tch
Never trusted her again